Story Sent in by Ann:
I met Tony online. On the evening of our first date he came to my door and brought me flowers. I was really flattered. "Put them in water," he said.
I went back into my place, found a vase, and put them in.
"Light some candles," Tony then said.
We had plans to go out and I reminded him of that.
He shrugged and said, "Get into something sexy. I'll wait."
I said, "I think you need to leave."
"I need to leave," he repeated and he left. Thank God.
Please, dear god, tell me that OP's name is short for Angela because I cannot hear this story any other way.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Why can't men like this just go on hookup sites if they're only looking to get laid?!
ReplyDeleteOh, that's right. If they go on the hookup sites, nobody will take them.
Welp, that's one way to screen out the dinner wh0res...
ReplyDeleteNext time, meet at a neutral location.
The Force only influences those of weak-minds. Ann is obviously too strong for that.
ReplyDeleteIs this his version of the Naked Man?
ReplyDeleteThat was my thinking...
DeleteFail on OP for giving a stranger her address.
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