Profile Sent in by Lisa:
About me:
I am the sort of man who still carries a pocket handkerchief. You never know when you might need one. Think of it as a mini towel like Douglas Adams always asked you to carry around. And who's Douglas Adams? Well if you're going to be a stupid illiterate piece of crap than I shall not stop you.
My grandfather uses handkerchiefs (sp) and let me tell you, that's NOT something to brag about. You sir are disgusting.
ReplyDeleteMan? More like a wanky village rat.Bragging about carrying a kerchief as if only those that carry them are classy. As classy as calling people stupid, illiterate, pieces of crap for not knowing about a sci fi series.The galaxy police need to show this maggot a lesson on how to court women proper.
ReplyDeleteHandkerchiefs are disgusting. Like carrying around a whole box of used Kleenex in your pocket. Can't even imagine the feeling of horking a big one into a handkerchief, folding it up, and then putting it squishilly back into my pocket. *shudders*
ReplyDeletesome thing are better left unsaid
DeleteHandkerchiefs serve many other purposes than just snot catchers. Hair accessory, sweat band, emergency bandage.
ReplyDeleteIn this case, however, he's definitely using it to chloroform women.