6/15/2017

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Story Sent in by Melissa:

When I was out to dinner on my first date with Brian he asked me, "Do you still period?"

I was in my early 20s, so it was very safe to say, "Uh... yes."

He reacted in shock. "Eww! That's so gross. I thought you'd be past menopause by now. When will you be done perioding?"

I replied, "Uh... not anytime soon. Sorry."

"Ugh," he said, effectively killing the date.
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7 comments:

  1. Ben Lapointe6/15/2017 8:21 AM

    "never trust a being that can bleed for five days and not die"

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    1. Alibiestu6/15/2017 12:11 PM

      Never trust a being with two heads and only one brain :)

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  2. Steve6/15/2017 8:47 AM

    Ironically, I went to Catholic school, and learned all about the vadges in 7th/8th grade. They taught the boys and girls seperately, though... because, well, I can't really think of a good reason. I guess they wanted kids to be more comfortable asking questions.

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  3. Alibiestu6/15/2017 12:10 PM

    Those videos are solid gold

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  4. Unknown6/15/2017 8:34 PM

    Straight fire, Alibiestu ;)

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  5. The Architect6/16/2017 7:38 AM

    I have not clicked those links yet, but it is only a matter of time before I can no longer resist......aaaaaaaand that time is now.

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  6. The Architect6/16/2017 8:06 AM

    And since I'm at work now, let's just go ahead and delete that internet history....

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