A Bad Case of the Dates: But Did it Stick?

6/02/2017

But Did it Stick?

Story Sent in by John:

I found Melanie's profile, wrote to her, and we had a first date at a pizza place in my hometown. I liked the pizza there and so did she. While we ate she said that she wanted to see if the pizza would stick to the wall if thrown. Before I could stop her she threw a slice against a wall-mounted poster of Jimmy Dean.

The guy behind the counter yelled at us and Melanie said to him, "Why are you yelling? Just buy another poster!"

The guy got angrier and kicked us out. Melanie muttered that she was going to sue the place or blow up the place and then she asked me if I was up for going to another pizza place. I turned her down and made a quick exit.

4 comments:

The Architect6/02/2017 7:58 AM
Not the wall, but maybe.....
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Unknown6/02/2017 10:27 AM
You throw SPAGHETTI at the wall to check for sticking, not a PIZZA! Wow...
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Tourist of Life6/02/2017 11:02 AM
I'm sure she was just checking that the pizza was healthy enough to eat.
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Unknown6/02/2017 8:45 PM
A poster of Jimmy Dean, huh?
Maybe she just wanted some sausage on her pizza.
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