Story Sent in by Harriet:
I tried online dating a few times and one of those times I met Nick. We set up a date and from the moment I met him in person, he had his phone out and he was taking video.
I asked, "Why are you videoing this?"
He said, "It'll make a beautiful record for our children."
I said, "Um, okay. Can you put it away?"
He replied, "And risk missing out on a single moment? No."
We went for ice cream and he took video the entire time, circling me from every angle as I ordered my ice cream, sat down, and ate with him. After I was finished I told him, "I'm going. Bye."
He followed me for a bit with his camera and then switched it off once I made it back to my car. He waved goodbye and blew me kisses as I left. Weirdo.
Whenever I wonder how the hell Trump got elected, I read this site and I realize why.
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Delete*OP cuts to camera confessional* Oh, we're totally getting married! She doesn't know it yet, but I found out where she lives and once I kidnap her and get her back to my ordained mother's basement, it's on.
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