Nobody Nose

Story Sent in by Regis:

I took Jenna to an upscale hotel bar. After a drink and some conversation I noticed a thin stream of blood running out of her nose. I pointed it out to her and she said, "Here I go again," and then excused herself to go to the bathroom.

She returned a little while later, I asked her if she was okay, and she said she was fine. I didn't press the issue as it was only our first date.

Not long after, blood trickled out of her nose again. I said to her, "Your nose is bleeding."

She replied, "Shut up! Your nose is bleeding!"

Taken aback, I said, "Excuse me?"

She said, "Your nose is bleeding. Not mine!"

Her nose was definitely bleeding. I handed her a napkin but she didn't take it. She said, "My nose isn't bleeding! Yours is! Yours is!"

I had never been in a more confusing situation in my entire life. I gave up on talking to her about it and so she continued to talk to me, all the while with a thin stream of blood coming out of her nose.

The whole situation was strange and so I didn't contact her for a second date. I never heard from her again so I guess it's just as well.