4/01/2017

Where to Begin

Email Sent in by Bri:

Good morning:

Let me come infect your life like only A MAN CAN! I will take you to the beach (OOOH! OOH!) and you will take off all your cloths! (OOOOH! OOOOOH!). Run into the water never stopping and then I will run out to save you and hoist you high and (after a RUNNING jump of course) throw you into the nearest smokestack. Please share your thoughts.

BRAD!
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6 comments:

  1. JMG4/01/2017 8:29 AM

    YOU WILL TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS.

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  2. Unknown4/01/2017 1:21 PM

    I too enjoy taking off layers of cloths and frolicking in the ocean. However, I only accept men who can do a roundhouse kick before throwing me into a smokestack. Honestly it's the only way to do it.

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  3. MelSleeps4/01/2017 9:23 PM

    It's getting hot in here,so hot,so take off all your clothes...


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  4. Nickname unavailable4/02/2017 7:51 AM

    Brad sounds smoking hot.

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  5. Ben Lapointe4/02/2017 6:03 PM

    Take all your cloths? How very gentlemanly! "No need to do domestic tasks with me darling. Throw your cloths and mops away and let's frolic in the sea". That's​ probably what he meant, no?

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