2/18/2017

What Was That Last One?

Email Sent in by Marlene:

DEAR YOU:

I picked a random woman to write this to. Didnd't even look at your rofile or anything. I AM DONE WITH WOMEN. THEY ARE ALL LAZY LYING DUMB. The last one ate me out of house and home and was like a human trash compactor. DO PILATES WITH ME. O WAIT. HEY YOU BROUGHT HOME BURRITOS!!! She eats them all!!! HEY YOU BROUGHT HOME POTATO CHIPS!! She eats them all!!!! YOU BROUGHT HOME SALAD/POTATO CHIPS/HOTDOGS/BABIES!!!!! She eats them all! Done DONE DONE with women!!

Ron
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8 comments:

  1. MelSleeps2/18/2017 3:23 AM

    A salad?who could eat a salad when there are fresh babies around?I bet the last woman Ron dated did in fact eat him out of house home and then ate the home.Ron must have lived in a gingerbread house.Mmm,sweet.

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    1. Anonymous2/18/2017 9:15 AM

      Do you ever have baby salad? That is really my favorite preparation.

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    2. MelSleeps2/18/2017 2:32 PM

      Yes,baby salad with feta cheese and raspberry walnut vinaigrette...

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  2. Ben Lapointe2/18/2017 11:39 AM

    That is a new level of trolling. Paying to troll one person only. Raised the bar for other trolls!

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    1. Amber Xebi2/20/2017 2:45 AM

      He probably sent it to loads of people really

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  3. MelSleeps2/18/2017 2:36 PM

    Benoit,I bet that it's a free dating site because I'm guessing he's a penny pinching troll.

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  4. Unknown2/18/2017 11:16 PM

    OMG what a terrible human being! she ate babies without any Fava beans and chianti??

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  5. ladydyani2/20/2017 10:57 AM

    How many babies has this dude lost to hungry women? Those things take way too long to make to waste them on someone you aren't serious about.

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