Profile Sent in by Kelly:
About me:
You know those things that say in case of emergency break glass. Well if you are on this site then it is the emergency. Good news, I am the glass. Shatter it and I will com out to you and give you what you have wanted for so long. The glass cannot be fixed or replace once broken. You may think of me as that which is above the glass ceiling. Something is above every ceiling. Maybe more glass to break. Soon you will have a field of broken glass watch out that you do not get cut! **shatter!** **shatter!** oh. No you are cut and bled die now goodby.
It's like he has many people having a conversation in his head in a foreign language, forgot to write some bits and the rest lost n translation...
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I would have given him a chance where it not for my severe allergy to death by bleeding out.
ReplyDeleteTroof.
Delete"Once I had a love and it was a gas.Soon turned out had a heart of glass".
ReplyDeleteTo me the writer of this profile was being metaphoric but it turned out way too creepy.They were warning people to be careful on dating sites.That there are desperate people.That there are dishonest people out there that will take advantage and tell you what you want to hear to get what they want.You may put these people above you thinking how lucky you are.Then before you realize you have been deceived,your heart is shattered and they are gone.
Some people try too hard on dating sites and this is a prime example.Just say you have a van full of candy and you'll be beating dates off with a stick.
I'm just imagining a fat hairy guy pressing his buttock up against the glass in the shower. **shatter** **shatter**
ReplyDeleteThank's...now I will have that image in my mind whenever I take a shower.
DeleteLmao!!!!!
Delete