An Ass Who Ghosts

Story Sent in by Lindsey:

On our first date Kyle took me to an old, abandoned house that he said was haunted. It was pretty creepy and clearly had been deserted for some time. We didn't go inside but just looked at it from the yard.

He told me, "If you listen really closely you can hear sounds inside like someone moaning."

I listened. Then he shouted, "Its a ghost that grabs asses!" and he grabbed my ass!

I tore away and yelled at him to not do that again. He apologized and said he wouldn't. He then asked me to look up at a high window. He said, "See where it's broken up there?"

I saw it. He then said, "Its a ghost that grabs asses!" and again grabbed me.

I screamed, "Stop it!" and he jumped away.

He said, "Fine. Let's get out of here."

We had drove there separately and as I followed him away in my car he sped up and lost me.