12/21/2016

Dress to Unimpress

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Story Sent in by Sandie:

Ethan wore a dress to our first date dinner. That alone wouldn't have necessarily been a deal breaker - I know that some guys wear dresses and I'm actually cool with it. But during dinner he sat creepily close to me and kept taking my hand and putting it on his leg. The first time I thought he was just being overly affectionate but when he did it again I just got a weird vibe.

I took my hand away again and then slowly during our conversation he reached for it again. I moved my hand away and he kept going for it more and more overtly.

Finally he asked, "Why won't you let me take your hand? I just want to bring it to where it belongs."

"Where it belongs?" I asked.

"My crotch," he said with a smile.

Nothing of mine belonged anywhere near that. And so we never went out again.
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13 comments:

  1. Unknown12/21/2016 4:37 AM

    Your foot at high velocity probably did

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    1. The Architect12/21/2016 7:17 AM

      Damn, that was good!

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    2. Steve12/21/2016 8:19 AM

      Bananas is advocating domestic violence again... :-(

      Chunky Horse is pleased...

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    3. Unknown5/02/2017 6:42 PM

      I couldn't have said it any better, Briana.

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  2. The Architect12/21/2016 7:20 AM

    Dude was totally commando under his little dress. He wanted you to know his gentleman's sausage was swinging around under there like a bell clapper.

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    1. Bob Frost is Dead12/21/2016 7:24 AM

      A probable and unpleasant image. This is a poetry of our age.

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    2. Unknown12/21/2016 9:18 AM

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlqTOsR0RA

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    3. Jaye12/21/2016 6:43 PM

      A kilt is not a skirt. Warriors wear kilts.

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    4. ladydyani12/22/2016 1:52 PM

      Ethan wanted to be the MPDG.

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  3. Unknown12/21/2016 9:19 AM

    See above link

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  4. Unknown12/21/2016 11:32 PM

    "Ah, of course I will sleep with you, obviously thirsty douche!"-said no straight woman ever

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  5. MelSleeps12/23/2016 1:28 AM

    That date ended up on the chopping block much like Caligula's sausage.Or in Ethan's case a late night 7-11 big bite that no one dares touch.

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