12/11/2016

And By Humans I Mean Hot Humans

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You should message me if

Are you skilled at carving pumpkins? And by pumpkins I mean turkey. And by turkey I mean humans. No joke I have pumpkins to carve and my storage room is full of them and I can use help. You will have to sign a contract but I think we can work something out. Bonus points if you're hot. Please let me know asap. The juh juh juhmaican girl next door is complaining about the rotted pumpkins.
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  1. Unknown12/11/2016 9:59 AM

    How to subtly suggest that you are a serial killer: A self-help guide

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    1. Steve12/11/2016 1:02 PM

      I only slay vadges.

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    2. Unknown12/11/2016 2:41 PM

      That sounds like the most terrifying medieval monster anyone ever faced.

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    3. Steve12/11/2016 6:03 PM

      Medieval? They are primordial, like the Titans...

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  2. MelSleeps12/11/2016 4:28 PM

    And by contract they mean signing over your soul so the sacrifice is legit.

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  3. Anonymous12/12/2016 1:01 AM

    Get Spencer Reid and the BAU on the case... All these storage unit deaths are getting a little too common.

    Glad to see things haven't gotten any less crazy while I was away...

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    1. The Architect12/12/2016 7:39 AM

      Welcome back! How was your stay in the mental institution? Did they give you the blue pills? Those were my favorite :-)

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    2. Unknown12/12/2016 8:56 AM

      Archy girl!:D My favorite is when they give you the jacket that has you hug yourself all day! I'm never lonely there!

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    3. Anonymous12/12/2016 12:21 PM

      My favorite part was the padded room. It was all so soft, like bouncing off clouds all day!

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  4. The Architect12/12/2016 7:38 AM

    On the next episode of STORAGE WARS: You won't believe what we find!

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