10/09/2016

That's the Mayor of Every Town

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About me:

I am the mayor of a small town in Manitoba. There is nothing to do and no one in my town. It is boring as hell. I can't leave because I'm the mayor but maybe you can add some spice to my humdrum life. I took the job just for the money and now I can't even go on vacation because no one will run the place when I'm away. Did I mention that there are less than 100 people here? Why are we even a town? We're more like a tribe. A tribe of bratty little children who could use a spanking. If you like that kind of thing then write me.
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  1. Ipdar10/09/2016 5:55 AM

    I still don't get that whole adult "liking spanking" thing some people have. I didn't like it then it's not better now.

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  2. MelSleeps10/09/2016 8:31 AM

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    1. Unknown10/09/2016 9:21 AM

      You gotta stop trying to shoehorn chunky horse into the comments after every posting. And I stopped reading this blog for months because when there are actual date stories, it's a rush to see who can try and be the funniest like what if somebody that submitted actually wanted a suggestion as to why things went the way they did. And when anyone attempts to do just that they only use their extremely biased opinions. Gonna stop reading again, thanks for everything Jared.

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    2. MelSleeps10/09/2016 10:20 AM

      Unknown...My comments of chunky horse are rare.Some of the stories merit no advice because they are just so weird that it's apparent the Op needs none and just wants to tell their story.This is a website about bad dates not an advice inquiry.I find it ironic that you choose this story to unleash your bias opinion on.I think you missed some good stories and some helpful advice and/or comments.That's what happens when you cherry pick through the stories and comments.I can and have been serious with my opinions and comments.As for my feelings on this exact story I'll give my serious opinion...I think the guy is delusional and has a spanking fetish.Avoid at all costs.I think the Op knows that...that is my opinion as a person with a face who enjoys the stories and comments.

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    3. Steve10/09/2016 11:17 AM

      Yes, Unknown, I'm SURE people submit bad date stories, then read the comments for constructive criticism to improve the quality of their dating experiences... :::eye roll into next county:::

      I hope Chunky Horse visits your barn this Halloween and offers you a swift mule-kick to the head.

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    4. Unknown10/09/2016 11:27 AM

      Guys, guys. This is a common breed of troll that your pokedex should have recognized for you. Unknown, crawl back under your bridge and think about what you've done.

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    5. MelSleeps10/09/2016 1:38 PM

      I realize that.Just like a typical faceless troll to go after the runt of the pack.That's ok,I'll hit on this site twice a day to make up for the loss of readership.And I won't change my style for nobody.Also I'm betting he has a case of bad dates.I guess no one ever told him he could read the stories without reading the comments but what fun would that be without the sound advice of strangers?

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    6. Lloyd "Roid" Hoyt10/09/2016 11:59 PM

      While I don't commment often, I've been a huge fan of this site for more than a year, and I love the comments. Melanie Smiles is one of the funniest regulars here, although I like them all.
      Don't mind the troll Melanie!

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    7. frvrlvr@gmail.com10/10/2016 12:28 AM

      "it's a rush to see who can try and be the funniest"

      Well yea, that's a lot of the fun of internet posting. For example, when it comes to the news lately, you either get mad or get funny.
      I will say this though, Unknown does make a fair point about Chunky Horse. Long time lurker, read all the stories, and it's time to stop beating a dead horse please. Trash on the bed is still funny though. /back to lurks

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    8. Unknown10/11/2016 8:51 AM

      Errr, yeah - I hate to be a buzzkill but I could do without the Chunky Horse references myself. I didn't love the original story, I don't really understand why it took so many people's fancy, and I get slightly (irrationally) aggravated every time I see those words.

      Otherwise, carry on as you all were.

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  3. Unknown10/09/2016 9:04 AM

    "I'll just slip my fetishes riggght here and see if she notices."

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    1. Steve10/09/2016 11:18 AM

      Do you know what my #1 sexual fantasy is...?

      A partner.

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  4. Jaci Carroll10/09/2016 2:27 PM

    Hire one of the bratty kids you seem to wanna spank as a temporary mayor. I'm sure they can handle things while you're away.

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  5. Lloyd "Roid" Hoyt10/10/2016 7:18 AM

    Does anyone else picture the mayor to be Kyle Maclachlan?

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  6. The Architect10/10/2016 8:18 AM

    This just in: A photo of the Mayor and all of his citizens...

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    1. ladydyani10/11/2016 11:00 AM

      That made me snort so loud my boss asked if I was ok.

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    2. The Architect10/11/2016 3:02 PM

      It was either that photo or this one.

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  7. Unknown10/13/2016 11:59 AM

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