9/16/2016

What's the Matzah With You?

Story Sent in by Gregg:

At dinner Marguerite kept twitching and rubbing the left side of her face. I asked her if everything was okay.

She said, "Yeah... I think there might be Jews in here."

"Jews?"

She said, "Yeah. I think I'm allergic to them!" She looked around and seemed very uncomfortable.

"I see," I said.

Only date.
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13 comments:

  1. Bug9/16/2016 4:52 AM

    Are you sure she didn't say "juice"?

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  2. MelSleeps9/16/2016 4:53 AM

    OP was allergic to dumb...

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  3. Steve9/16/2016 6:55 AM

    Jared is obviously setting me up to make trollish anti-Semitic comments... well, I defy you, sir!

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  4. Steve9/16/2016 6:56 AM

    Ugh... can't... resist...

    I suspect that Bananas is a member of The Tribe...

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    1. Unknown9/16/2016 7:34 AM

      nope. but I do have an official justice League membership card.

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    2. The Architect9/16/2016 8:07 AM

      The Tribe called Quest?

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    3. Steve9/16/2016 8:50 AM

      A tribe called loneliness...

      (It's a tribe of one)

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    4. MelSleeps9/16/2016 8:44 PM

      I thought that was called Members Only...

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  5. The Architect9/16/2016 8:15 AM

    Ugh what a story! Her antisemitism makes me want to barf....

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  6. Unknown9/16/2016 10:55 AM

    I bet Old Gregg stops taking his dates to temple after this. Seriously though, what a ditz.

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  7. Steve9/16/2016 12:32 PM

    Allergies are not a choice! I'M certainly not bigoted against pollen...

    Allergies do not a bigot make.


    ;-)

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  8. Knittychick9/16/2016 3:58 PM

    Eeesh dodged a great big shiny bullet there OP.

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  9. Unknown5/30/2017 5:41 AM

    Stupid question: Was it outside?

    If so, might she have meant a yew tree?

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