9/12/2016

Trashes to Trashes

Story Sent in by Skid:

I met Liz online. We made plans to meet for dinner. She had a full black garbage bag with her when I met her. She told me she was looking for a place to throw out her trash.

There was a garbage can nearby and I pointed to it. She said that she wasn't allowed to throw out household trash there and wanted to find a dumpster behind a building somewhere.

I followed her behind a nearby row of stores and she threw her trash into a dumpster. Then she said, "Goodnight!"

I asked her, "Did you want to go out to dinner?"

She said, "Nope! I'm tired. Goodnight!"

I'm not sure why she made plans with me to just find a dumpster. But she did and now that's the end.
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15 comments:

  1. MelSleeps9/12/2016 4:16 AM

    Her hopes of meeting a hottie were dashed and so the garbage and date were trashed.She had her sites set on killing two birds with one stone.But sadly the only date that night was between the bag of garbage and dumpster and so she went home.Dumpster love...Is it better then muskrat love?

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  2. The Architect9/12/2016 7:15 AM

    Was the bag very moist and possibly lumpy? Leaking a red fluid perhaps? Did she ask you to hold it and leave fingerprints on it?

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  3. Steve9/12/2016 8:20 AM

    No one is gonna make fun of OP for going by the name "Skid?" C'mon people, I can't do everything myself...

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    1. Anonymous9/12/2016 8:58 AM

      We were trying not to make potshots, Steve. But mostly no one wants to google "skid" for a funny meme, because gross. I did the research so no one else has to. And I think I may be scarred for life or until I have children, whichever comes first.

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    2. The Architect9/12/2016 9:36 AM

      Also the internet is littered with rubbish nicknames. Trashing someone for a garbage name is something I refuse to do.

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    3. Ana9/13/2016 2:09 AM

      @ Architect

      *claps*

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  4. Unknown9/12/2016 8:57 AM

    This story is rubbish

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  5. Alibiestu9/12/2016 9:59 AM

    Congratulations you are now officially an accomplice.

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  6. Steve9/12/2016 12:14 PM

    This girl was clearly dropping off the trash that she previously used as a bed, to have sex, while the twin watched. Twice.

    OP missed out.

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    1. Steve9/12/2016 12:21 PM

      And for you ACBD noobs out there, I am referencing this story.

      Behold, the Trashslut!

      http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2013/01/trash-on-bed.html

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    2. MelSleeps9/12/2016 2:48 PM

      The page does not exist Steve,zoinks!You're slipping!Deduct 1 point,perhaps two because now I'm ever the more curious...

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    3. tlkittycat9/12/2016 5:04 PM

      It does exist.

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    4. MelSleeps9/12/2016 5:16 PM

      Ahhh,you're right.It was a glitch...I kept getting a "Zoniks!,this page does not exist thingy but now the link is working...in that case JMG get's a -1

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    5. Unknown9/12/2016 5:33 PM

      You leave Mistah Jay out of your nonsense!!

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  7. Unknown10/23/2016 4:29 PM

    Lol...:P I'm not sure what to make of this...Was the garbage bag planned in case she didn't like the person taking her out? Let me make myself look really weird and crazy kind of thing to put off the other person...

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