9/21/2016

Pocket Troll

Story Sent in by Tanisha:

On our date, Martin wore a black hoodie with a big front pocket. We were out for coffee and in the middle of our conversation he said, "You're so tiny, I bet you could fit in here." He pointed to his hoodie pocket.

For the record, I'm petite but by no means "pocket-sized." But Martin went on: "Why don't you go ahead and try? I bet you can fit in here."

I didn't want to put any part of myself in a guy's hoodie pocket so I politely declined. He pressed, "Come on! Just a foot or something. Or a whole leg."

I politely declined again. He said, "I'll bet you any size cup of coffee that you can fit in my pocket."

I politely declined again. He said, "What's your problem? You think you're better than me? Get in the damn pocket!"

I slightly-less-politely declined. He grabbed my drink along with his and he left in a huff.
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11 comments:

  1. Ben Lapointe9/21/2016 3:46 AM

    Attempt at negging that backfired?

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  2. MelSleeps9/21/2016 4:51 AM

    I think it was more of a "petite fetish".I actually had more then one guy try to get me to climb into his hoodie pocket for gosh knows what.Hoodie nooky?.So whenever I see a guy in a hoodie I rip the pocket off and scream"I will not be anyone's pocket doll!"I then beat some sense in them with the torn pocket as they cower at my petite frame...

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  3. Steve9/21/2016 7:05 AM

    In before Archie says "is that a troll in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!"

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  4. The Architect9/21/2016 7:28 AM

    Ten bucks says this guy had a hole cut in the back of that hoodie pocket so his dong could poke out of his pants and into the pocket. Perversion is the mother of all invention.

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    1. punkpoodle229/21/2016 7:47 AM

      My first thought too.

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    2. Ben Lapointe9/21/2016 10:04 AM

      I laughed out loud!

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    3. Steve9/21/2016 3:05 PM

      What an amateur! Everyone knows that's what the popcorn bucket is for!

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  5. Anonymous9/21/2016 12:58 PM

    Guys, stop shaming his kangaroo fetish. It's no different than a furry fetish! Let him live his kangafet life in peace.

    (For the record, you couldn't pay me enough to google this for memes/pictures/etc.)

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    1. Unknown9/21/2016 5:09 PM

      Archie, I thought you had more dedication to the craft. I'm disappointed in you, tsk tsk.

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    2. The Architect9/22/2016 7:09 AM

      I almost googled it, but then remembered I don't want to get fired.

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  6. Unknown9/23/2016 7:12 PM

    This makes me glad that I am a lesbian and don't have to deal with dudes like this

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