Story Sent in by Christina:
I wore dress pants on my date with Shawn. He took me to an upscale Asian fusion place for dinner. But he seemed a bit upset the whole time. I was able to pick up on it and I asked him what was wrong.
He said, "Why'd you wear pants? I thought I told you to wear a skirt?"
Firstly, he had never told me to wear anything special. Secondly, no one tells me what to wear.
I said, "You never told me anything of the kind. And I'd wear what I want, anyway."
Then he looked genuinely panicked. He said, "You're not the one I told to wear a skirt?"
I said, "No..."
He jolted up from the table and said, "Oh, no. You're the one I nicknamed 'round-legs.' I totally messed this up. Be right back!"
He left. He never came back. Luckily for him.
Round legs, AKA Cankle McCankleface.
ReplyDeleteAnd Op found true love with a fellow from Bikini Bottom who understood her want and need to wear said pants....
ReplyDelete5/7.
DeleteI always tell my womens to wear skirts, too.
ReplyDeleteWhat about women that wear dresses that look like skirts and vice versa?The thing about wearing a skirt is that you can not get panst.However you can get skirted but that's another issue I'll skirt over.And what about skorts?See,even women's clothing is manipulative...
ReplyDeleteI like long skirts, because if the chick is fugly, I can just flip it over her head. No paper bag needed!
DeleteOpinion: Women and men can wear whatever they like so long as it is within decency laws.
ReplyDeleteFact: Men invented make-up, high heels, and wigs for themselves.
Strange: A giraffe's coffee is cold before it reaches the end of its throat.
That's because a giraffe doesn't know how to make a decent cup of coffee.They also eat from trees and play mind sweeper...
DeleteJust be happy you're not living in ancient Roman times, Bananas... Most of their cosmetics contained toxic substances such as lead and sea urchin toxin!
DeleteNot to mention instead of a check you got payed in salt.I'm sure that did did go over well on rainy days...
DeleteA giraffe's body temperature is about 40C so they must like their coffee REALLY hot ;-)
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DeleteEverything I ever learned about giraffes I learned from this.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe we saw the same documentary! I'm just shocked the military hasn't done more about this problem.
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