8/07/2016

So Say We All

Profile Sent in by James:

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Looking for a grown up. No grown ups on this site so I'll have to make my own. Hi Loretta how are you? I am fine thanks. I had a rough day at work. Okay Loretta why don't I cook you dinner and dessert and give you a massage? That would be nice. Would you like dinner or massage first? I will take them both at the same time. Okay you are now making dinner and not massaging me. Now you are massaging me but not making me dinner. I asked you to do both. No. Try harder. You are not doing both like I asked. Okay now I have to kick you out and find a new man. Just looking for grown ups here.
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11 comments:

  1. Unknown8/07/2016 3:28 AM

    Look in the mirror and you still won't find one...

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  2. Ben Lapointe8/07/2016 4:51 PM

    There's specialised sites for this you know... If you like to wear leather and yield a whip, you'll find many keen "grown ups" who will be willing to be treated like shit...

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  3. Unknown8/07/2016 9:41 PM

    Aye, when is my story going to be posted? I submitted it up a few days ago.

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    1. JMG8/07/2016 11:36 PM

      I have a story backlog approaching two years. If you send me tasty snacks, that will shorten the review window. Sayin'.

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    2. Unknown8/08/2016 8:04 AM

      Wow, I had no idea. I thought you just hated me. :p

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    3. The Architect8/08/2016 12:50 PM

      Oh, he does.

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    4. Unknown8/08/2016 3:27 PM

      It's my cis-hetero-white privilege, isn't it?

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  4. The Architect8/08/2016 12:52 PM

    You could knead bread dough on her back, I think that would count as both. Otherwise, tenderize a steak with one of those spiky hammer thingies (technical term).

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    1. Unknown8/08/2016 1:08 PM

      Yeah the yeast will feel great and the meat will soften the hitty ouches (also a technical term)

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  5. Tourist of Life8/08/2016 10:04 PM

    I guess it says a lot about your level of standards when not even your imaginary friends can hit the mark.

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  6. Tourist of Life8/08/2016 10:04 PM

    I guess it says a lot about your level of standards when not even your imaginary friends can hit the mark.

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