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About me:
I've been called the postmodern barbarianism of late dialectical discourse. Perhaps a latter mien will suffice to profligate the minor plebeians of the superficiality of baroque-nouveau! Since a pattern of abscess (and excess, no doubt!) cannot hope to proliferate amongst the ubiquitous third estate, then I propose a new codification: no longer shall the gentlewomen of this forum be subjected to the hoarse weepings of an unceasing trail of unpropitious fellows. No. I propose that I pluck thine hand (as it were!) from the swampy underpinning of the mere. I shall wrench you from the entrails of your ordure and bring you at the last to a twinkling, coruscating dayspring. Assessments?
Ooooh, I bet that gimmick drops ALL the pannies!
ReplyDeleteA great vocabulary should simplify communication, not make it more cumbersome.
He doesn't have a great vocabulary. Most of that doesn't even make sense and several of his Big Words are used incorrectly.
DeleteI'd have messaged him, simply to talk about what sort of reading he does for fun. Maybe not relationship material from first glance, but all of this over done nonsense would have gotten him a laugh and a chance from me.
ReplyDeleteIt all depends if it's tongue in cheek of if the guy takes himself seriously I suppose. And whether he knows when it's enough or if he'll overdo it.
DeleteEeeew, THAT'S what Bananas likes? I've been barking up the wrong tree...
DeleteYep, Steve, she likes the butt stuff.
DeleteI'm pretty sure that last line was him offering a golden shower.
ReplyDeleteI think he used ShakespOOGLE to translate: "I'm a nice guy. Some people might not think so. Life is full of so much bullshit. I got a new idea: Don't listen to all the haters out there. Go out with me, and I'll save you from all the nasty bros out there and treat that booty right."
ReplyDeleteI prefer GRIZOOGLE myself.
Somebody got "word of the day" toilet paper for Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThat gave me a headache
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