6/25/2016

Clean Between the Ears

Email Sent in by Anne:

Hi abn1611,

You look very clean in your photos and your profile is also cleanly written. I know that clean isn't the first adjective that women want to hear but I thought that you would. I admire cleanliness in a woman. They say that the first thing God did was to clean. He cleaned out the gerden of eden. He cleaned out the earth with water with Noah. He cleaned out the worshippers of the golden calf with Moses. God cleans things out! And so maybe you think you are God. You are NOT. You will NEVER BE. You'd better start getting used to the idea okay? OKAY????

Leon
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8 comments:

  1. Ben Lapointe6/25/2016 3:22 AM

    Sniffing too much bleach destroys brain cells

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  2. Unknown6/25/2016 7:43 AM

    It was so normal and then so completely bizarre... I would have replied.

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    1. Unknown6/25/2016 4:49 PM

      You think that started out as normal? I think you should avoid Internet dating.

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    2. Ben Lapointe6/25/2016 6:20 PM

      Well... it starts with "hi". Very normal up to there.

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    3. Unknown6/26/2016 6:47 PM

      By "normal" I meant not rude, inarticulate, or crass. I hardly find a strange choice of adjective too abnormal to give a response.

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    4. Unknown6/27/2016 8:08 AM

      True, not rude. Personally, though, I would be made wary by someone starting the conversation by telling me I look clean. While I could be wrong, instinct would tell me that he's leading to psychoreligion or putting the lotion in a basket or something.

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  3. The Architect6/27/2016 12:50 PM

    I bet he gives all his first dates a gift. A nice douche set. Mmmmmmm......clean.

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    1. Unknown6/27/2016 4:09 PM

      Fun fact: that can actually cause the infection women use it to avoid. ~The More You Know~

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