5/08/2016

Can It Be a One-Way Trip?

Profile Sent in by Emma:

Who I'm looking for

I want more than anything to go to Jupiter so I'm looking for a NASA girl. One who knows someone in NASA (or maybe you work at NASA yourself - women can do anything these days) who can send me there. I want to take atmospheric readings but that's not why I really want to go. Every woman alive will want to sleep with the guy who went to Jupiter. If you are the one who sends me there then of course I will grant you special treatment but I really just want to go to Jupiter for atmospheric readings which is what I will tell people but you and I will know the truth. LET ME KNOW ASAP I AM ENTERTAINING NUMEROUS OFFERS.
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  1. Duck5/08/2016 3:50 AM

    I like that there are apparently numerous women in NASA working to get this man off of our planet.

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  2. Unknown5/08/2016 9:34 AM

    And possibly mainly because he didn't specify any return journey.

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  3. Unknown5/08/2016 10:05 AM

    Somehow, I sincerely doubt he has many offers

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  4. Anonymous5/08/2016 12:35 PM

    He just really wants a woman to start training him.

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    1. Ben Lapointe5/08/2016 3:49 PM

      I will never unlearn this picture! I hate you Archie! ;-)

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    2. Unknown5/08/2016 9:49 PM

      At first I was going to ask if you are The Architect renamed. Then I clicked on your link a removed all doubt.

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    3. Anonymous5/14/2016 2:28 AM

      It's hard to argue with the evidence, Five! Plus, I bet you've never seen us in the same place at the same time...

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  5. Unknown5/09/2016 4:56 PM

    Well I could try to send you there, but don't count me in to bring you back.

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