Story Sent in by Zachary:
I had already been out on one great date with Marion. On our second date I took her to a museum and a movie. The whole time she seemed really scared of something and I asked her what was wrong.
She said, "The weatherman said there was a chance of asteroids. Aren't you scared?"
I said, "No."
She said, "But asteroids can kill you. A friend of mine was caught in an asteroid shower while hiking in China. He almost died."
I replied, "I don't think that ever really happens."
She retorted, "Well, after he told me the story I slept with him, so..." and she gave me a smile. She said, "Now I feel better. Thanks for the pep talk!" and she laughed again, clearly thinking of her out-of-this-world time with asteroid man. Last date.
Clearly she dated the Jupiter guy from the last post.
ReplyDeleteIf you were from Saturn, I'd put a ring on it...
ReplyDeleteAsteroid-man, haha, such a 80s sounding insult. I love it.
ReplyDeleteI am always surprised how people can think that exposing their past sexual experiences can make them look more attractive to new prospects.
ReplyDeleteShe fell for the classic "Survived an asteroid shower in China" line and slept with the guy. Shame, shame.
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