Story Sent in by Julius:
I promised Louise that I'd take her to one of my favorite uptown restaurants. We were both coming from downtown so we met up in a small park, walked together to the subway, and hopped on.
Our destination was several stops away. As we rode I tried to make conversation but she kept avoiding my gaze and side-stepping my questions, as if she really didn't want to talk to me at all.
As the train slowed down to stop at a station a few down from our destination, she turned and stared me right in the face. It was like I had offended her but I hadn't said anything. When the doors opened, she yelled at me, "Desenex warned you!" and bolted from the train.
I was so stunned that I didn't even follow her. The doors closed between us and whisked me uptown.
I stepped off at the next stop, grabbed a latte at a place I knew up there, then turned around and went home. I don't have any idea what she was talking about. I know that Desenex is a type of antifungal medication, but I didn't have any fungus on me that day.
OP does not sound like a very fun-guy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you didn't leave her mush room on the seat next to you?
ReplyDeleteOP was right to leave... why take shiitake from someone you just met?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a canine magician? A labra-cadabra-dor! Wait, I think I did this wrong...
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
DeleteWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
DeleteYou didn't even get a chance to ask her what was wrong? You'd think she at least wood ear you out!
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for "acting crazy to get out of a bad date"
ReplyDeleteShe was put off because OP was wearing his cordyceps.
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