Story Sent in by Bert:
I was interested in Susan and I noticed on her profile that she was into yoga. I invited her out for a coffee date and that went well, so I asked her if she wanted to come to a yoga class with me the following week. She said she did and so we went to a studio, spread out our mats with about a dozen other practitioners, and readied for the class.
Susan, however, seemed completely uninterested in doing any sort of yoga at all. Whereas she had brought her own yoga mat and was in yoga pants and so on, when the introductory poses started, she simply sat on her mat and read. The entire time. And not only that! She'd turn the pages of her book really loudly and laugh-snort so often such that the instructor slipped over to her and asked her to leave.
She did without incident, rolling up her mat and carrying her stuff out. As for me, I finished the class and hurried out once it was done, hoping to find her in the lobby or out in front.
She wasn't in either place and despite my texts and calls, I never heard from her again.
Maybe you should have dressed a little more conservatively for the class OP.
ReplyDeleteYou've gotta give this girl an "A" for effort.
ReplyDeleteYay! You win!
ReplyDeleteI don't... why?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Bananas, I don't get it.
DeleteAunt Flo was in town. She didn't want to risk any "accidents."
DeleteI think she lied about being into yoga
ReplyDeleteShe dressed the part, and came to the class all prepared, giggling meant she was having fun, she didn't make a big stink about getting asked to leave. She's a trooper!
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