3/19/2016

And That Third-Grader Wants His Report Back

Email Sent in by Carol:

I AM A DESCENDANT of MONTEZOOMA THE GREAT! That is actually true. Its probbaly the coolest fact about me so I like to open on it. DID YOU KNOW if there was still a MEXICAN empire then I WOULD BE ITS KING! Its actually true. I have family records to prove direct linesmanship from MONTEZOOMA THE GREAT. MONTEZOOMA was a great Mexican warrior and warrior leader who fought the Spaniards until he died from the too much Spanish I often wonder if not for the Spanish then I would be king of all Mexico and maybe US. But for now I am a success in my own life. During my days I am master of my domains and at night I rule my dreams. So maybe every man is now an emperor and every man is a ruler. Maybe it is better that way but still fun to think about......

So tell me about yourself!

Claude

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(Carol says, "His profile says he manages a golf course.")
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5 comments:

  1. Amber Xebi3/19/2016 5:19 AM

    HE DIED FROM THE TOO MUCH SPANISH

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  2. JMG3/19/2016 6:35 AM

    I CAN PROVE DIRECT LINESMANSHIP.

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  3. Unknown3/19/2016 2:39 PM

    DID YOU KNOW that a lot of people who claim they are descendants of a famous person are probably crazy? BUT DON'T WORRY YOU CAN KILL THEM WITH TOO MUCH SPANISH

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  4. Unknown3/19/2016 9:10 PM

    I'm gonna MONTEZOOMA away from his craziness...

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  5. The Architect3/21/2016 8:07 AM

    ONE WEIRD TRICK TO TELL IF YOU ARE A DIRECT DESCENDANT OF MONTEZOOMA! CLICK HERE!

    But remember, he is still master of his domain.

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