Keep Waiting

Story Sent in by Melanie:

After a couple of hours into my date with Clyde at a restaurant, he informed me, "There are two types of women in this world," and he stopped there. Apparently, it was very important for me to ask him what the types were.

I bit. "What are they?"

He said, "Those who appreciate this," and then he ripped a loud fart, "and those who don't."

Ugh, it was disgusting. He ended with, "I tend to get along best with those who don't mind it. Which are you?"

Instead of answering him directly, I gathered my things and left him there. I thought my answer would be clear but he texted me that night to say, "Stilllllll waiting on an answer."

I didn't reply. He texted me every few days thereafter and then switched it to email. I routed his emails directly to my spam folder but whenever I go in to clean it, to this day, I sometimes find a "still waiting" email from him every few months. And the date was almost 10 years ago.