Alone in the World Was a Little Catdog

Story Sent in by Sarah:

While I was out in a park on a date with John he asked me, "If you could be a cat or a dog which would you be?"

I said, "Probably a cat. You?"

He replied, "I'd be Catdog."

I asked, "Is that like half-cat, half-dog? That's kind of cheating."

He said, "No. From the Nickelodeon show, remember?"

I grew up in a home without cable so I missed a lot (I even mention this on my profile). Therefore, I had never heard of this... this... Catdog.

"You've never heard of Catdog?" he asked as if I had never heard of gravity or the color red. "You're joking!"

"Nope. Sorry."

He pulled out his phone and showed me picture after picture of this character (pretty sure it was from a Google image search... I doubt he just had a repository of Catdog photos on his phone, but maybe he did).

"How would you poop?" I asked him, as Catdog has no visible anus.

"How do you poop?" he turned around on me.

"Like everybody else."

"Can I see?"

"No."

After this witty banter, I didn't really think twice about cutting this bozo loose.