11/21/2015

The Dating Dead

(Titles are a big deal. Why? Click here to find out on this week's Jared's Inkwell! -JMG)

Email Sent in by Owen:

After 5 funerals I'm back on this site. So how are ya? You like the Mariners I see. I like them too. You are also a good looking man and alive. That sets you ahead of the others. What else can you tell me about yourself.

Barbara
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2 comments:

  1. The Architect11/23/2015 4:40 PM

    "Well Barbara, I like long walks on the beach, not getting murdered, going to the gym, not being murdered, and Adam Sandler movies."

    Who's getting murdered? ^ This guy!

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  2. ladydyani11/27/2015 1:50 PM

    It's bad form not to warn your victims ahead of time.

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