Just woke up and writing the first thing that popped into my head. I am clean and can make biscuits. Do your homework BEFORE you come see me. Uhhhhh I am naked.
"I am clean and can make biscuits. Do your homework BEFORE you come see me. Uhhhhh I am naked."
It is almost some sort of weird poem. I can see this guy on a little stage in a coffee shop doing this in spoken-word with a little drum and base combo backing him up. He is of course wearing a black beret.
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Naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos?
ReplyDeleteIs the title an Invader Zim reference? Please say yes.
ReplyDeleteIt is. You fillllllthy human.
DeleteI don't really like biscuits. I prefer sammiches.
DeleteI MISS YOU, CUPCAKE.
DeleteWell, I have a MIGHTY NEED....to use the bathroom.
Delete"I am clean and can make biscuits. Do your homework BEFORE you come see me. Uhhhhh I am naked."
ReplyDeleteIt is almost some sort of weird poem. I can see this guy on a little stage in a coffee shop doing this in spoken-word with a little drum and base combo backing him up. He is of course wearing a black beret.
It's spelled "bass" dumbass.
DeleteWell spotted. Four for you!
DeleteIf that was in a womans profile i would consider it weird in a charming way and send of a hii (if i where single).
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