6/14/2015

Honey, I Ate the Kids

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About Me

I am the bravest in my family. Once there was a lion and it ate four of my children (I was a single mom for years and years) and it kept coming back as I was not rich enough to buy locks or doors. I wake up and baby gone. One time with fifth child I woke up when lion came in and I defended it with my body. The lion was scared and ran away and never came back. I am so brave for this my family anointed me but replace lion with ex husband.
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  1. The Architect6/15/2015 11:53 AM

    I actually like this one. If the grammar wasn't so bad, I would have considered sending her an email.

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