6/19/2015

Face Is the Place

Story Sent in by Janet:

I have current photos on my online profile. So when Bob and I arranged to meet for a date after speaking for two weeks, I know he knew what I looked like.

I waited for him in front of the restaurant and saw him coming. He was dressed well. But when he came up to me, he made a face and said, "I've seen asses nicer than your face!" and then he ran away.

I'm not sure what prompted that. He emailed me late that night over the dating site: "Just to make sure you understand, I see asses nicer than your face on a daily basis."

I wrote him back, "You must look in the mirror a lot," and blocked him.
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3 comments:

  1. The Architect6/19/2015 8:05 AM

    Damnit Janet, he loved you! Just not your face. I think we all know the kind of thing he was really into....

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  2. Tourist of Life6/19/2015 11:10 AM

    You're not alone, Ass-Face.

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  3. Sorry Charlie6/19/2015 1:49 PM

    Maybe he thought you were Ben Affleck's sister

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