Lazy Is as Lazy Does

Profile Sent in by Josie:

First Date

Dinner & movie is so overdone. Why do so many women like dinner & movie? I'll tell you why. Because it enables them to eat and be lazy and I am no enabler. Instead we will work on my date. We will drive out of town and find a place to pick apples or boysenberries (that is a real berry look it up) and you will pick me fruit. No lazing about on my dates. I'm surrounded by all the lazy womenfolk I need. I want us to work. Once the picking is finished we will see who has worked the most and the most hard worker between us two will receive a prize.

The prize will be a thing of my choosing and I make no promises as to what it is. Something involving a physical activity because if you are reading this you are already probably too lazy. Maybe dinner & a movie.