1/06/2015

Time to Change the Profile Pictures?

Story Sent in by Angela:

I traded a couple of online messages with Chris when he asked me out to dinner.

When I met him in person, he looked me up and down and said, "That's funny."

"What?"

"You're not a dude. I thought you were. Your profile pictures make you look like a total dude. Sorry."

"Seriously?"

He said, "Yeah. Do you even have a dick? Probably not. All right, then."

He crossed his fingers at me like I was a vampire, backed away, and tore off, down the sidewalk.
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