Story Sent in by Linda:
Kyle had the sniffles when we met in person. He could've postponed and I would've been fine, but he did no such thing.
When our meals were served, he took a look at my food and said, "Damn, that looks good. I should've ordered that."
I said, "You can have some if you want."
He stared at it for a long time then leaned over and sneezed all over it.
He then looked at me as if for approval, then took it and said, "Or I can just claim it for my own!" He then ate both of our dinners.
After finishing them both, he then had the audacity to suggest that we split the bill. I nearly shouted that one down and he acquiesced.
Only date.
...you STAYED?
ReplyDeleteThey should be married by now. What a pair of dipshits.
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine she was too shocked to move.
ReplyDeleteOr the entertainment value of watching someone eat their own mucus coated food. Wonder if he used the bread to clean his plate?
ReplyDeletewhat happens if you sneeze back on the plate ?
ReplyDeleteSo if she sneezes back on her own food, then who has to eat it? Stale mate?
ReplyDeleteAnd if sneezing on a Porsche doesn't work, try more drastic measures.
I almost believed this post until I saw the part about her staying while he ate both of their meals. No one would do that.
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