It's True. All Guys Do This.

Story Sent in by Justin:

I had been out with Agnes for no longer than five minutes (we were outside) when she started to sniff as if something smelled rotten. She said to me, "You smell like asparagus. Or man-syrup."

I thought what you're thinking. But still, I asked for clarification just to be sure.

She explained, "You know. Man-syrup. You know."

"Man... syrup? I smell like... eww. That?"

She sniffed my shoulder and said, "Maybe it's just the world that smells like it, I guess. It smells really bad."

At dinner, she sniffed up a storm and said at varying times, "This restaurant smells like man-syrup," "This seltzer smells like man-syrup," and "This pasta smells like man-syrup." It was the only topic that she seemed interested in. I didn't smell a thing.

When the date was over, I went to hug her and she said, "No. I don't want the smell on me. Did you spritz yourself with it? I heard it's something guys do."

For the record, I didn't ever do anything like that. But it didn't matter. We didn't go out anymore.