Phonenado

Story Sent in by Nicholas:

Back in college I dated Sarah. We had agreed to be exclusive, but she cheated on me almost from day one. So when the opportunity came for me to cheat on her, I took it.

Sarah found out a day later and she called me after midnight, furious. I had never brought up her transgressions (it was my first college relationship and I still kind of liked her) but during this phone argument, we let the accusations fly fast and furious.

I fell asleep with her on the phone, as I woke an hour or so later and she was still screeching at me. I hung up. Less than 10 seconds later, she called back to scream a string of profanities at me. I hung up again. She called right back and I disconnected the phone wire.

The next morning I woke up at nine, plugged the phone wire back in, and the phone rang at once. It was Sarah. She was upset. Through all the screams and yells, I was able to say, "Sarah, can I say something?"

She shouted, "You don't have the right to say something. You…" and she went on and on. I hung up on her again. She called right back and said, "Fine. What do you want to say?"

I said, "Shut up," and hung up on her a final time. My phone rang off the hook for a week or more, but she eventually stopped calling.