Profile Sent in by Enid:
What I'm doing with my life:
I co-work at a garden center with my friends and we basically run it the owner isn't there half the time. More than half probably. So I guess you can say I run it.
Last week I finshed a bm in the toilet and saw pine needles in it. I know I didn't eat pine needles but there in the bowl was a big pile. I havent taken a bm since then so I don't know what to do. ANyone on here a doctor? lol
I'm really good at:
Apparently poker. And taking bms with pine needles in them.
I could help her by giving her a reverse bowel movement. Trust me i am not a doctor but i play one one tv
ReplyDeleteI should have my mom talk to this person. She apparently has a foolproof way to have a bm every day. She tells me about it every time I see her.
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Holy Roman Emperors, this character is discussing BATHROOM BUSINESS on a dating site? Is this person three years old? One would think that by the time someone is old enough to be thinking about selecting a life partner, they would be socialized enough to know that most people find that sort of thing disgusting
ReplyDeleteI saw a documentary once where a guy inhaled pine seeds and a small tree growing in his lungs. Maybe you have one in your stomach? Plausible haha, let me know how things turn out
ReplyDeleteI saw a documentary once where a guy inhaled pine seeds and a small tree growing in his lungs. Maybe you have one in your stomach? Plausible haha, let me know how things turn out
ReplyDeleteI feel like we got the aftermath of the date...
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