Bad Form

Emails Sent in by William:

(William says: "I had a first date planned with Jess, and she stood me up. I wrote her an email to ask what happened, and a week later I received this:")

Dear John:

I'm sorry I stood you up. Something unavoidable happened (an emergency) and I could not be at our date. We can reschedule if you want (no guarantees that something bad won't happen again though) but I will understand if you do not want to.

Fondly,
Jess


William Responds:

Thanks for the apology, but you addressed it to John. My name's Will.


Jess Responds:

Sorry Will. I meant to send that to another guy I stood up. Same words apply though.