2/29/2012

What Watching Too Much Disney Will Do to You

Email Sent in by Chris:

Hi,

I have been a baker for pharaohs and a master of eagles. I have been a virgin-wrangler for princes and eaten at the tables of lords among rodents. I have screamed atop cliffs and rode top winged horses! If your life is similarly impressive, then write me!

Or DIE.

Julia
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3 comments:

  1. Steve2/29/2012 1:35 PM

    I'm calling BS on this one. The last Pharaoh died in 30 BC (Cleopatra's son). Julia probably isn't over 2000 years old... ;-)

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    1. Steve2/29/2012 1:39 PM

      Hmmm, on second thought, perhaps her winged horse also acts as a time machine...

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  2. B. Thayer3/08/2012 4:20 PM

    Hmph. Guess I'd better just go ahead and die then. Julia said so.

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