I felt a mighty excitement in my butt when I read your profile. That is where my excitement gland is. It busted against my chair like another heartbeat, so what do you say to writing me butt-butt-back?
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ReplyDeleteI really thought that comment would be beneath me, butt, I left it all behind and don't feel like an ass for saying so. Oh, and cornhole!
DeleteNew label idea: "Howie Bait."
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