2/09/2012

Nor Will I

Profile Sent in by Marissa:

What I'm doing with my life:

I'm a mime. Deal with it. I put on the makeup, the black and white outfit, and make most of my living through miming.

You should be grateful that I'm a mime. If I wasn't I would be out screaming at children and throwing hot pizza in their faces. I will accept thanks via e-mail, although I would also like to extend the offer for me to mime for you. You have not seen anything like it.
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4 comments:

  1. churro2/10/2012 11:01 AM

    I hear France is wonderful this time of year for mimes to pick up girls.

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  2. Hyperfocused2/11/2012 6:54 AM

    Is this available as an online degree?

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  3. Anonymous2/14/2012 1:25 PM

    An incredibly sarcastic, self-hating mime, there's something new.

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  4. Claire (and Nikki)2/17/2012 12:51 AM

    Totally thought the profile was written by a girl at first. Still do. It's a WAY funnier visual, especially since I pictured her as a ginger for some reason.

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