Email Sent in by Jenny:
Hey! :)
I just wanted to shoot you a quick message.
I really enjoyed your profile. It seems as if we have a few things in common with one another. We're already off to a great start ;)
I'm Richard by the way. I'm a stand up comic who travels the country telling jokes and sometimes I make people laugh lol
Maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in your town :)
I should tell you this though...
My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size.
So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me.I don't want to be broken up over it for a third time.
I hope that doesn't scare you away. I'm not at all trying to be rude.
I hope to hear back from you :)
And by saying "overly large" i mean "just below average"
ReplyDeleteSadly, this is a growing problem. Luckily, those of us thus afflicted have found a spokesman, a true champion of our cause, in the form of the great philanthropist Lorenzo von Matterhorn.
ReplyDeleteOH GAWD, MY MASSIVE PENIS BURDENS ME SO MUCH.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I'm totally not trying to impress you with my 4 SRS GIANT DICK or anything. Nope, not at all. Just getting all that baggage out in the open.
But srsly, CHECK OUT MY HUGE DICK.