2/03/2012

Dead as a Junkyard Dog

Profile Sent in by Julia:

About me:

Imagine Issac Newton, WIlliam Shakespeare, and ALbert Einstein all rolled into one. That is not me. I am junkyard dog, Arnold Shwartzenegar, and junkyard dog all rolled into one- don't forget that Shwartzenegar was smart enough to be a governor.


Who I'd like to meet:

Someone who is like Issac Newton, William Shakespeare, and Albert Einstein but in woman form. I want to be able to have sex with you and if you are a man then I probably won't even if you actually are Issac Newton, William Shakespeare, or Albert Einstein. I think that Einstein is dead now and I know that Shakespeare and Newton are. Please also do not be dead when you contact me haha.


My hobbies and skills:

junkyard dog
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3 comments:

  1. DaveG2/04/2012 3:55 PM

    Sorry, me, junkyard dogs know how to spell.

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  2. Sandy2/07/2012 10:50 AM

    So I should wait until I become a zombie to contact this person?

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  3. badcubedesign2/20/2012 6:05 PM

    Einstein died in the 1950s. Someone's not very caught up on current events.

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