hello.
would you like to come over to my place for dinner? I promise to be nice and make you magical delicious things. I will start to cock when you tell me.
Bruce
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Brenda Responds:
Hi Bruce,
While I appreciate the offer, I make it a policy to not go over to a guy's house on a first date. It's nothing personal and I hope you understand. Maybe we can meet for coffee. I read your profile and you seem to have a good sense of humor!
Also, you spelled cook wrong.
Brenda
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Bruce Responds:
A high and mighty bitch who's too good to come over to what she thinks is a poor boy's house? Or maybe you think I'm a rapist. I am neither you judgmental shitbag.
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Brenda Responds:
You promised me in your first email that you'd be nice. Now you are breaking that promise? Wow. Maybe it's better that we never meet up.
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Bruce Responds:
hello.
would you like to come over to my place for dinner? I promise to be nice and make you magical delicious things. I will start to cock when you tell me.
Bruce
Totes didn't notice the misspelling until Brenda pointed it out. Moral of the story: Subliminal messaging works sometimes!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he'd start cocking well before she arrived.....
ReplyDeleteAmazing how he doesn't understand the difference between being judgmental and cautious...
ReplyDeleteHe probably IS dangerous, (possibly a rapist) if he got so offended by that.