12/06/2011

New Fiancée, Old Profession

Emails Sent in by Henry:

Hi Henry,

Thanks for your email. You should know that I think you are attractive but I am engaged to an awesome guy. As long as that's cool with you we can continue to talk.

Louisa


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Henry Responds:

Hi Louisa,

Then why does your profile say "single"?

Henry


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Louisa Responds:

Wellllllllllllllll let's just say that my fiance thinks that I work at a bank. We'll just leave it at that. ;)


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Henry Responds:

So you're a prostitute?


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Louisa Responds:

None of your business!!! This conversation is over.


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Henry Responds:

How much?
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2 comments:

  1. Ankh Ascendant12/07/2011 5:23 AM

    If she really is a prostitute, or you honestly think she is, hilarious. If you don't think she is and are just going that way... not cool.

    Her lack of denial implies she is, though.

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  2. churro12/07/2011 10:54 AM

    He must be an awesome guy indeed. And I got yet another reason why I'll never get married.

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