12/14/2011

It's Fun to Try to Pronounce This

Email Sent in by Marlene:

So I was sitting alone in my room (what else is new?) when I was browsing online personals (see last parentheticals) when I stumbled, head over heels into your profile.

It was as if I was walking along, minding my own business when all of a sudden I fell down some steps!  La la da da dee da… OMFG, SHIT!!!! AAAGAAGAGHHh BAAFFFF(UMMMBBAARFABBARFFBNFFMFM)FN…!!!

I thought it was the end of me! But it wasn't! I am clearly alive for a purpose! Do you believe in fate/destiny? Now I do! And it's all because of you!

I guess the next step is up to you! You will look at my profile! You will read it! You will write me back! I can't wait!

Joey
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7 comments:

  1. Hyperfocused12/14/2011 1:37 PM

    You will be freaked out! You will want to change your email address! You will want to swear off dating and get a dog!

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  2. 345afsdf12/14/2011 2:09 PM

    Aw, I thought this one was kind of funny, if a bit overzealous.

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  3. Agnes12/14/2011 3:57 PM

    I thought he was going to start insulting her- after all, falling down stairs hurts. I'm glad this was a positive email. (positive-ish)

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  4. wolfdreams0112/14/2011 6:08 PM

    I thought it was the end of me! But it wasn't! I am clearly alive for a purpose!

    If THIS email is the best he can do, then I guess his "purpose" must be to masturbate furiously into a sock each night for the rest of his life and then cry about how lonely he is. Truly, fate/destiny moves in mysterious ways...

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  5. CarpeDiemEveryday12/14/2011 6:48 PM

    @rawr: DaMmIt, yOu bEaT Me tO It. HoNk. :o(

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  6. Lime Coconut12/14/2011 10:24 PM

    Poor lil' guy. He tried, but came out just on the wrong side of no I don't think so sparky. D+ sport, we grade on a curve here.

    Notes: don't put barf repeatedly in the middle of your falling yell, that's probably not the imagery you were going for right there, even if the barf is fab.

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  7. Imperfect Child1/03/2012 9:49 PM

    I am going to copy and paste that email, and see if I get better results.

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