11/13/2011

Loggerhead

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What I'm doing with my life:

I'm an environmental lawyer, and have actually won judgments in some pretty big-ticket cases relating to logging companies and

As a personal confession, it's also a life goal of mine to discover how many anal beads a human ass can comfortably hold. I don't even mean for sex. I'm only curious.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous11/13/2011 11:06 PM

    That seems like something he could figure out in an afternoon doesn't it?

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  2. Ashley11/14/2011 4:28 AM

    Now we'll forever wonder what other big ticket cases he won

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  3. wolfdreams0111/14/2011 8:05 AM

    You'd think a lawyer (with all their "communication skills") would have a smoother way to transition into that topic. For example "I'm also interested in judging the environmental effects of anal beads."

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  4. Howie Feltersnatch11/14/2011 11:02 AM

    Generally speaking you could fit 239 beads comfortably...That's assuming the intestines are void of any fecal matter that may or may not contain nuts, raisins or corn.

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  5. rawr the dinosaur11/14/2011 11:14 AM

    I'm sure there are websites out there that have already explored this idea thoroughly.

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