10/02/2011

You Are What You Pick

Email Sent in by Maury:

Hello Maury,

If Lionel Ritchie and Giselle Bundchen had a love child then I have been described as the result of their off spring. I have Ritchie's voice (of course womanized) and Bundchen's luscious curves. You can't go wrong with a deal like that!

I have my problems and foibles of course who doesn't! I like to pick skin. Other people's skin not mine. Friends, mostly, although sometimes I sneak a stranger's on a crowded train. Oops just brushed you hand now I have some of your skin flakies! Done it since I was young, I know it's wrong, it's a habit I'm trying to break. Honestly, who doesn't have a silly foible?

Now that I've bared my soul with honesty, tell me some of your own I wait patiently.

Sarah
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/02/2011 1:30 PM

    I'm chronically late, I sometimes correct grammar mistakes, and I laugh at my own jokes. I don't pick dead skin from other people's bodies. Creepy.

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  2. SE710/02/2011 3:30 PM

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  3. Jenny10/02/2011 4:00 PM

    ^That

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  4. Anonymous10/02/2011 9:51 PM

    ^^Double that. Now had she said Monica Bellucci or Christina Hendricks instead...

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  5. churro10/03/2011 11:06 AM

    Is Lionel Ritchie's voice on a female considered attractive? The Gisele Bundchen part I don't mind so much...

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  6. Howie Feltersnatch10/03/2011 4:16 PM

    I find laughing at my own jokes creepy.

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  7. Anonymous10/03/2011 9:57 PM

    I'm ok with that, Howie.

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