10/20/2011

Paper or Plastic?

Email Sent in by Christopher:

thanks for the message twerp/bag. I wonder what it takes to be a twerp/bag but now you have answered this.

The last twerp/bag sent me a message to ask me what I tasted like. Thing is we spoke for two whole weeks before he asked me this selfish questions. Now I wonder how long this new twerp/bag will take to ask me something foolish.

Not long. Go ahead. You get one question.

Myrna


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Christopher Responds:

Hi Myrna. My question: what the hell is a twerp/bag?


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Myrna Responds:

Your whole life has been twerp/bag. You just didn't know it. Welcome to the new life of death in that you have this for that twerp/bag, twerp/bag.

I taste like radishes.

Myrna
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9 comments:

  1. Polka Dot10/20/2011 10:25 PM

    Sheesh! One inappropriate question set her off on all men? Myrna needs to start reading ABCotD to get some perspective. Either that or she's crazy.

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  2. SE710/21/2011 10:24 AM

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  3. Howie Feltersnatch10/21/2011 11:19 AM

    This one girl tasted like sour peas and nuts and then I found out the guy she was with before me puked down there.
    Not pleasant!

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  4. Polka Dot10/21/2011 11:22 AM

    ^That will teach you not to eat sloppy seconds, Feltmenot.

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  5. Anonymous10/21/2011 11:55 AM

    @ Gnome - I loved that story. Mmmm, pumpkin pie! XD

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  6. Howie Feltersnatch10/21/2011 12:37 PM

    ^^ Pokeme Not!
    Sloppy seconds...? That is disgusting...
    I was at least 3rd or 4th that night!

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  7. Anonymous10/21/2011 4:30 PM

    Well as it so happens, I find radishes to have a most disgusting taste.

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  8. Claire (and Nikki)10/21/2011 9:38 PM

    Annnnnd Howie just made me puke that pizza back up. You owe me $10, buster!

    I don't even remember what I was originally going to say. Dammit.

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  9. SE710/22/2011 10:23 AM

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