10/23/2011

The Dark Knight

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What I'm doing with my life:

I like to think of myself as a real life knight, one who goes on quests and real adventures! Just yesterday I staged a quest to steal my neighbor's lawn gnome! I will replace it this night! If you want to join me tonight then write me soon!!!

My quest-related prides and joys have been reuniting one of my friends with his missing cat and also stealing the virginity of three maidens! You should have seen them chase me for it back, but I will never give their sweet virginal chains back, you hear me? Never!

I have since mounted them on my bed's headboard, like a real knight.
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  1. Polka Dot10/23/2011 11:32 PM

    I am impressed with the spelling. Got even virginal, gnome, and knight correct. The content? Not so much.

    For the longest second, I thought he had mounted the three no-longer maidens on the headboard.

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  2. Ashley10/24/2011 3:39 AM

    ^ An innuendo if I ever heard one.
    This guy needs to find better quests.

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  3. Shattering looks10/24/2011 7:08 AM

    Wtf is mounted on his bed?

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  4. Anonymous10/24/2011 10:43 AM

    ^I'd say he stole the panties they were wearing at the time.

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  5. Tourist of Life10/24/2011 12:10 PM

    This guy must be from the same place as that girl from a while back - the one that had her own "virgin" necklace and wasn't giving it up for anybody, and claimed her mom was still a virgin too.

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  6. Anonymous10/24/2011 12:12 PM

    That's what real knights did? No wonder they Came-a-lot...

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  7. Anonymous10/24/2011 12:20 PM

    ^ XD

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  8. Jaci Carroll1/29/2014 10:59 PM

    Right, what was that story called? The one with the girl claiming to be the product of a virgin birth?

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